… it’s just going to wash away the beer you spill all over your bibs or V neck so take it as a reason to not shower today. Don’t be that melty Wizard of Oz witch.
Look into your inner Seattle self, throw some Green River on your iTunes or maybe Poison Idea for those of you who have more of an inner Portland self, grab your torn long johns pull your shorts over ’em and get on that bike man!
Now your chances to win some cool prizes got better ’cause the rest of your friends are scared of the rain but will use the old hangover excuse or tell you how they don’t have a brake; their loss your gain.
THE RACE IS ON!